A data base Zippy the pinhead might love.
Everything up to the first ASCII \000 (NUL) character is a comment.
The file consists of Zippy quotations (from various comic books and
 strips by Bill Griffith) followed by a null character.
 Newline characters following a quotation are ignored and are present
 only for readability.
Have FUN!

Yow!  Legally-imposed CULTURE-reduction is CABBAGE-BRAINED!